Tidbits

From My 4 year old.

W: Should I call you Momma or Mommy?
Momma: You can call me both.


W: Momma do chocolate chips grow in the dirt?
Momma: No (I then go on to explain where chocolate comes from.)
W: Ohhh


Last night over dinner.
W: What's this daddy?
Daddy: It's spinach.
W: I don't want it.
Daddy: But mommy grows it in the garden.
W: Mommy didn't grow this in the garden she got this from the store.
Daddy: Yes but she's growing the same thing in the garden and we'll eat it soon.
W: OH (He seems happy with this answer and thus eats his spinach.)

Tidbits

W: Momma I 4?

Momma: Yep you're 4 now.

W: I bigger?

Momma: Yep you're bigger.

W: My penis bigger?

Momma: Uh well yeah I guess it probably is.

(About a year and a half ago he called it his menis.)