Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Momma Flap

So I've never had a completely flat tummy. I always had a bit of a littly pooch. But after I had my babes I've seemed to develop what I like to call my Momma Flap. Perhaps you know what I'm referring too. The flap that when putting on jeans you think, "Does my waistband go over it, under it or on it?" As grotesque as this flap is I must admit that it does come in handy.

Like that day we were at the mall and one of the kids took off running. I had my cell phone and a small wad of cash in my hand. I tucked both, you heard me, both under that flap and caught up with my 3 year old in no time flat! You see I didn't have pants on that had pockets. If it weren't for my Momma Flap I'd have for sure lost my cell phone!

And then sometimes I don't want to finish my Fiber Bar and uh huh just tuck that bad boy under my Momma Flap for later, no waste! I figure one day I'll get myself a gun and store it there that way atleast it's being put to use you know it will have a more functional purpose-a home for my ghat.

I'm sure I'll come up with many more uses for my Momma Flap as time goes on and the kids get bigger. I sure am glad I found a use for the large piece of floppy skin cause even though I won't look like Heidi Klum does after birthing Seals babes, I can revel in my cool new accessory.

11 comments:

Meg said...

This is an awesome post. I almost want one myself!

Kelli @ Gohn Crazy said...

*ROFL* I guess I haven't been utilizing mine to it's highest potential. ;)

Tony said...

Actually it's an actual condition with an actual name...I suffer from it more than you do though...
It's called "Dunlaps Disease"...it's when your belly dunlapped over your belt...
;)

Such Lovely Freckles said...

OMG, you are cracking me up. How funny!!! Momma Flap... nice name. :)

Jenni said...

maybe you can throw a diaper and some wipes under there and just leave the diaper bag home.

Shady Lady said...

Finally! It has a name! I had no idea how multifunctional it could be. Thanks for the tips. ;P

erin fry said...

you are fuuuuuny!

Rachel said...

OMG, I'm LOL at the Momma Flap. It just so happens I have one of these myself! Here, I've been lamenting all these years that I can't get rid of it, and now I learn it's the next big thing in accesorizing! Like a built-in fanny pack.

OMG, your cell phone and your fiber bar!!! LOLOLOLOL

Baby Bunching said...

I love the name. Very creative.

Michelle said...

Hilarious!

Knowlesnotes said...

Funny post! Maybe I should get some use out of mine instead of whining about how I can't wait until it's gone.