Momma Flap

So I've never had a completely flat tummy. I always had a bit of a littly pooch. But after I had my babes I've seemed to develop what I like to call my Momma Flap. Perhaps you know what I'm referring too. The flap that when putting on jeans you think, "Does my waistband go over it, under it or on it?" As grotesque as this flap is I must admit that it does come in handy.

Like that day we were at the mall and one of the kids took off running. I had my cell phone and a small wad of cash in my hand. I tucked both, you heard me, both under that flap and caught up with my 3 year old in no time flat! You see I didn't have pants on that had pockets. If it weren't for my Momma Flap I'd have for sure lost my cell phone!

And then sometimes I don't want to finish my Fiber Bar and uh huh just tuck that bad boy under my Momma Flap for later, no waste! I figure one day I'll get myself a gun and store it there that way atleast it's being put to use you know it will have a more functional purpose-a home for my ghat.

I'm sure I'll come up with many more uses for my Momma Flap as time goes on and the kids get bigger. I sure am glad I found a use for the large piece of floppy skin cause even though I won't look like Heidi Klum does after birthing Seals babes, I can revel in my cool new accessory.